I totally found the awesome sitcom Alex and I wrote in St. Augustine. Here it is, word for word.
Characters: Guy- main character
Richard Schvons- Rock-like business dude that is gay and marries Guy's ex-wife
Tory- Guy's ex-wife
Scott- hot son
Brittany Christina- daughter
Dennis Leary- next-door neighbor
Asher Nalport- Dick's boyfriend
Plot: Guy and Tory were married, they got divorced. Tory married a no-personality business man, Richard. It is a sham marriage. He is actually gay. His boy friend is Asher, a flamboyant 25-year-old who is also in it for the money. One day Tory got drunk and set fiyah to Guy's house. So now he lives with Richard and Tory in their attic. Tory and Guy have children, Scott and Brittany-Christina. Scott is a hot, angsting, cigarette addicted fifteen-year-old. He is bisexual. Brittany-Christina is super-happ.
Whatever happened to us finishing that? XD Or that one diary novel about prison sex. Man, so many great ideas and they're all going nowhere.
Oh, and this is the alternate casting Alex and I made for the Harry Potter movies.
Harry- Colin Farell
Ron- Carrot Top
Hermione- Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock (they ARE the same person)
Draco- Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Dumbledore- Colin Farell
Fred- Ben Affleck
George- Matt Damon
Percy- Brad Pitt
Bill- Jon Bon Jovi
Mr. Weasley- Colin Farell
Mrs. Weasley- Anna Nicole Smith
Sirius- Johnny Depp
Lupin- Ewan McGregor
Uncle Vernon- Fabio
Aunt Petunia- Calista Flockhart
Dudley- Colin Farell
Cho- Lucy Liu
Voldemort- Gary Coleman
Oliver Wood- Tom Cruise
Snape- Pink Panther
It is obviously superior to the real one.
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